yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
where does the pee come out of this thing
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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