he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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