the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize