you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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