...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
