belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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