Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.