I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
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Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis