how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?