i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
