Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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