Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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