I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize