Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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