So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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