I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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