All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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