If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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