new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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