coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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