I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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