can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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