We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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