Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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