If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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