Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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