I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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