I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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