Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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