i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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