you guys were way drunker than both of me
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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