it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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