if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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