I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
i think i just lost a toe
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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