A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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