I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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