hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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