omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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