At least make sure they are 18
Why
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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