Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
high people should be assigned attendants
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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