are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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