They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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