my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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