break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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