So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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