did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I could make wine with my vomit
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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