He is such a slut. More and more my type.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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