This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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