i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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