Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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