David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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