The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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