I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
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so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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