Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
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my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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