summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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