Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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