He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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