My pussy is not your playground.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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