Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just want nice things and good sex
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize