? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.