Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.