wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me