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(210): View more from Texas

Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?

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(575): View more from New Mexico

shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed

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(714): View more from California

20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.

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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet

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(205): View more from Alabama

btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever

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(816): View more from Missouri

If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU

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(248): View more from Michigan

And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.

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