I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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