oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm bleeding and have questions
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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