Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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