She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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