Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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