Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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