i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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