this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
soo... how was my night?
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